The Serpent of Porn

Agape Press ^ | 4/20/06 | Steve Gallagher

[wagglebee]

I've did a lot of things in my time that I would gladly have passed on if given the chance to do it again. Much of Scripture (especially the OT) is about the lessons we can learn from the mistakes of others.

[Michael Goldsberry]

I've did a lot of things in my time that I would gladly have passed on...

Hence, the NT!

;)

[Lizavetta]

Every tick of the clock could be harboring a voluptuous temptress, ready to lure him back into sin.

Paste this up on your computer screen and all thoughts of porn will instantly vanish.

[wagglebee]

Unfortunately, many do not understand that "Go and sin no more" was not a rhetorical statement.

[Physicist]

That one glimpse of porn unleashes a poison that rockets into the man's soul and instantly spreads throughout his being. Just like a snakebite victim, he enters a catatonic state of mind: a sexual trance where all reason seems to abandon him. Lust rushes through his body; his face flushes with excitement; his palms get sweaty.

Wow...that sounds like some seriously good porn. I sure haven't ever seen the like. Where can I get some?

[DaGman]

Something about that title...

[Hand em their arse]

"Wow...that sounds like some seriously good porn. I sure haven't ever seen the like. Where can I get some?"


No doubt Jenna is in that one... : )

[Michael Goldsberry]

"Go and sin no more"

Another wonderful quote. Jesus to the prostitute who avoided stoning, IIRC.

We should all abide by such advice.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL! Helen makes a good scarecrow ;o)

[onedoug]

My wife and I have all our porn. It can be banned anytime.

[Michael Goldsberry]

It's not porn when you're married.

Turn the camera off, please.

[Tax-chick]

Without prejudice to the overall message of the article, Solomon is the exemplar of, "Do as I say, not as I do."

[DaveMSmith]

Good article.

[Graybeard58]

I've did a lot of things in my time that I would gladly have passed on if given the chance to do it again.

All is forgiven but sometimes scars are left.

[Das Outsider]

There is no doubt in my mind that the libertarians will probably show up on this thread to explain how they watch pornography all the time and how wonderful it is.

I doubt it. Expect the same sneers, jeers, and liberal smears that usually come with such posts.

[walden]

"All is forgiven but sometimes scars are left."

But God can heal the scars if we let him. Jesus Christ makes all things new, and will do so to us if we follow Him. I know this.

[Das Outsider]

Paste this up on your computer screen and all thoughts of porn will instantly vanish.

Symptoms will also include:

-Dizziness
-Nausea
-Temporary blindness
-Permanent blindness
-Sterility in men
-Uncontrollable desire to harm, maim, or kill screech owls

If you are experiencing two or more of these symptoms, consult a physician immediately. Victims of Thomas's Syndrome should be moved to a well ventilated, dimly lit area and kept from the offending material until medical attention can be delivered.

Even minimal exposure to H. Thomasae (2-5 viewings per week) can lead to irreversible retinal damage, reproductive dysfunction, brain wasting, and in extreme cases, death.

[wallcrawlr]

sweet. i got to remember that one when i need an excuse