No.
Jeez. Looks like I may have to get in touch with SSPX just to get away from the clown masses.
We went to the Cathedral of St. John for Easter Mass.
The first ditty they sang was "Sing a New Song" by Dan Schute. The theme of the homily was "Yer Dern Tootin," delivered by Father Relevant, your hippy-dippy priest, as he paced back and forth in front of the altar wearing a cowboy hat, which he called his "Easter Bonnet."
Gag.