[P-Marlowe]

It's a miracle

[marshmallow]

Not in this particular case.

The Catholic Church carefully investigates such claims and makes the findings publicly known.

Not every plastic-haired, TV shyster is so diligent.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

It's a miracle

Naw, the miracle was Brother Dominic producing those 500 copies of illuminated manuscripts. (Hoo boy, I just told everyone how old I am.)