[PandaRosaMishima]

Which reminds me of the time a young Irishman tells his mother he's in love. Just for fun, he brings home three girls and asks his mother to guess which of the three he has chosen to be his bride.

After his mother interviews all three, she says, "Your fiancée is the one in the middle."

"That's amazing, ma. How did you know?"

"Because I don't like her."

Funny, I always thought that was a JEWISH joke! Are there any Jews in Ireland? The potential for humor would be unbelievable! (ducks down to avoid the tomatoes).
Oh well, we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day!

[SAMS]

"Are there any Jews in Ireland? The potential for humor would be unbelievable! (ducks down to avoid the tomatoes).
Oh well, we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"

There is the theory that one of the lost tribes of Israel wound up in Ireland!! Would certainly explain alot!!

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

A man is waiting for the light to change at a Belfast street corner. Suddenly, he feels a gun pressed into his back.

"Alright, me lad, be you a Catholic, or a Protestant?"

The man thinks quickly and says, "I'm Jewish."

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I must be the luckiest Muslim in all of Ireland!"