[Campion]

Dude a Roman Candle is a firework.

You know, sometimes I can't read worth pigsnot. Reminds me of that old seminar slide:

PARIS IN THE
THE SPRING

My apologies.

(Although we do use a lot of candles, I don't think that would qualify them as "Roman Candles"!)

[festus]

Maybe you could slip in a roman candle at the next ceremony.

A church I attended growing up had a big pipe organ. I always wanted to hide a few in the metal pipes and set them off when it hit its crescendo.......