[Alex Murphy]

wow, imagine that. dying and waking up in New York City.

"New York is a hellhole! And you know how I feel about hellholes!"
-Homer Simpson

[the invisib1e hand]

"Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, 'Hey, I did your mother last night -- she's a whore.' I talked about what degenerates they were, and they proved me right. Just by saying something, I could make them mad enough to go home and slap their moms."

...John Rocker