Well, you refer to the "authorized" Bible, but it was "authorized" by King James, not Jesus or his Apostles.
You mention that Zondervan, the publishers of the NIV Bible, also publishes the Satanic Bible. But that is a lie. The parent company of Zondervan owns a seperate company that publishes the Satanic Bible.
If Zondervan is by association guilty of publishing the Satanic Bible, then you yourself are guilty of the homosexuality that has been attributed to King James, the "authorizer" of your Bible. Right?
King James was a homosexual????
"Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."
Matthew 7:16-23.You believe he was a homosexual but I do not for the scripture above states the facts of a person of ill repute. Go to the link below to read about the rumors. If you are a Believer then you will agree, if not then you are just trying to push a chain up a hill with me.
You mention that Zondervan, the publishers of the NIV ***Bible, also publishes the Satanic Bible. But that is a lie. The parent company of Zondervan owns a seperate company that publishes the Satanic Bible. ****
Then get yourselves a Cambridge KJV Bible!
http://www.bibles-direct.com/
Stay away from their song books! They are for a legalistic sect, but the bibles are great!
http://www.cambridge.org/uk/bibles/
Excellent Bibles!
Baker Book House also has them!