[bornacatholic]

All true.

Still, Jack Bauer could reduce him to tears with just the hint of a scowl

[AlaninSA]

You make a good point.

Whatever you do, though, please do not share with the non-Catholics the fact that 24 is a Catholic mind-control plot. We're quite far along in our effort and it would be destructive to let too many in on the secret.