Humor Break
May 2005
Dear Dr. Adams: I read with great interest your recent article "Red Headed Woodpeckers." Tell me Dr., how come you kill deer and watch birds? Why don't you put down your rifle and watch them both?
Raymond
Hi Raymond. That's a good question, with a simple answer. I like the taste of roasted venison, but not roasted woodpecker. Let me know if I can be of further assistance, Ray.
Mike Adams
Funny guy. Tell me this, Dr. Smarta**, have you EVER given money to a panhandler?
Raymond
No, Raymond, I haven't. What's your point?
Mike Adams
My point is that if you feed birds and not the homeless, you are (sic) pompous, hypocritical a**. Obviously, you value the birds more than the homeless.
Raymond
I don't have a problem with that, Raymond. The birds don't steal my hubcaps and crack dealers don't accept seeds.
Mike Adams
Thanks for the humor break. Co-workers are staring at me now. Wait, they always do that.
Thank you.