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To: XeniaSt; .30Carbine; Clay+Iron_Times
Thank you for the link, .30Carbine.

XeniaSt gave me a link on the Passover about two weeks ago which I very much enjoyed. It did contain some very amusing pastoral advice, however.


"Five Cups will be celebrated tonight, traditionally with wine. Each cup is completely drunk to symbolize the completeness of our joy. (So please don't completely fill up your cup. We know Jesus drank wine, we also know he was never drunk with wine. Scripture says drunks are fools] (Ephesians 5:17-18)"

Very helpful advice. The passage then continued:

"Grape juice is provided at the table and will be used to celebrate the cup also. Both are from the "FRUIT OF THE VINE", grapes. [There is only a 12% difference between them.]"

Only 12%. That one wins the understatement of the year award. Somehow I don't think that an argument which wouldn't work for a .08% difference should be floated for 12% ;-).

XeniaSt. thanks for the links, I appreciate them.
1,431 posted on 02/23/2006 8:18:55 AM PST by InterestedQuestioner (Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved.)
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To: InterestedQuestioner
Five Cups will be celebrated tonight!

( ; Now that is worthy of an LOL.

1,443 posted on 02/23/2006 8:44:14 AM PST by .30Carbine (2 Kings 6:17; Matthew 20:33)
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