Instead this is a day when we celebrate lust and even encourage children to take part.Nah, it's not a satire, but it's also not a Catholic-teen-only effort. Got to be some humorless sourpuss adults driving this.
Hell, taking the Saint off Saint Valentines Day is only half the problem. Alot of merchants don't even refer to Valentines day as Valentines Day but rather Friendship exchange day.