Holy Expletive Deleted, if it hadn't been for this, I WOULD HAVE MISSED DARWIN'S 197TH BIRTHDAY!!! Boy, that was a close call.
if it hadn't been for this, I WOULD HAVE MISSED DARWIN'S 197TH BIRTHDAY
Charles wouldn't have minded; to paraphrase ol' Charles,"Once you pass your 150th birthday, you just don't want to eat cake no more". He also mumbled something about running out of ice cream flavors, but, it was hard to be sure because he fell asleep.