*You're saying the first Pope was a re-gifter.
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This is quite hilarious. The places sola scriptura would take you are strange indeed.
You must be forgetting that Luther discovered a video of the Gospel of Matthew. The video clearly shows Chrsit removing a pebble from His shoe, showing it to Peter, then pointing to a big rock far off. As Peter appears humiliated and crestfallen, Christ says "arright, arright, I'll let you borrow the keys sometime".
The same video shows Christ holding his fingers secretly crossed as He preaches necessity of works. It is a valuable exegetical tool.