[Veto!]

The Trocks! Remember their prima ballerina Ivan Toratyrov? Great fun, but hardly suitable for church.

[AnAmericanMother]

Hardly less suitable for church than those awful "liturgical" "dancers" - who can't dance.

The Trocks can dance and know perfectly well what they're doing and where they belong, unlike those idiot women in red and white profaning the sanctuary . . .

My favorite is still Galina Tschickaboomskaya.