[blue-duncan]

Your honor!

[P-Marlowe]

Give the man a cigar!

You may smoke it in the fellowship hall, but you must carefully and reverently place it in the communion cup holder during the invocation.

[JCEccles]

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of less than 80?" Your honor!"

Exhibit 1: Federal Judge John E. Jones, Dover PA.