"Do you know anyone who defines themself as a fundamentalist?
I do. In fact I define myself as a White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant-Right-Wing-Conservative Fundamentalist-Evangelical-Christian-Jesus-Freak. And if that doesn't offend just about everyone, then I'm sorry. I tried."
"Did I say I was a Lawyer too"
I see you are a lawyer so you must be a fundie, but I heard you play a mean guitar so you can't be a real fundie. I think you must be one of those new metafundies I heard of.
I come from the left wing of the Fundamentaist Movement.
Electric guitars are not only permitted, they are mandatory. The only organs we allow in our blessed sanctuary are Hammond B3's with dual leslie speakers.
Cigarette smoking is prohibited in the fellowhip hall but permitted in the foyer. Only fine cigar smoke is allowed inside the fellowship hall.
Psalm 150.
Marlowe