One of the other two is this: what is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a bottom feeding scavanger, and the other is just a fish.
My third favorite is this: why did New York City get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
And, back to the topic of this discussion, I, like Rick Warren, am not a Fundamentalist, even though I am theologically conservative. Like Rick Warren, I value engagement whereas fundamentalists tend to be separatists.
You beat me to it. Same joke. I like mine better.
As separatists they may not be as effective as witnesses for Christ, but I think Warren's referencing them as "enemies" is way over the top. I couldn't help but notice he didn't say the same for the godless liberals (like the Bishops who confirmed Vicky Robinson) who are hell bent on destroying both our churches and our way of life. No criticism there. But those evil fundamentalists...