How consoling!
Instead of freaking out about this stuff, we should be working against the Da Vinci Code movie or something IMPORTANT.
Yes, you're absolutely right! What could be more important than to take offense against a work of fiction like the DaVinciCode.
We are indeed making mountains out of mole hillls here. That South Park should poke fun at and make a mockery of the Mother of God on the feast of her Immaculate Conception, by featuring a statue of the Virgin Mary spraying blood from her vagina, is absolutely ludicrous.
Is that what you are suggesting?
No doubt our Lord enjoyed the 'joke' as much as you.