[Larry Lucido]

How St. Nicholas Became Santa Claus: One Theory

I'm sure he had to go to Santa Claus school, just like all the other Santas.

[LonePalm]

Is that like knights having to go to knight school?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)