[sionnsar]

I don't wish to give the impressions that I don't enjoy cantatas, choirs, stain glass windows, or bell ringing. (Bagpipes are another story.)

You have something against bagpipes???

(Seriously, I'm bookmarking this for a subsequent return...)

[HarleyD]

I believe it was Steve Martin's definition that Hell would be having to listen to 10,000 bagpipers simultaneously playing Ol' Danny Boy in the middle of a football stadium. I can't say that he's far off. :O)