I remember that two years ago it cost me $500.00 to buy an indulgence so I could comitt adultery. My Bishop said, "Consider yourself lucky. Some Dioceses are charging $750.00"
Right now, I have my eys on a cute little blonde who works at Macy's. I am thinking of refinancing my house.
Oh, dear! You'd better read some of the "housing bubble" threads, first, or you'll find yourself in deep doo-doo, mortgage wise!