LOL..you ain't kiddin'. Recently I tuned in the BBC's web stream of Evensong...wow...quite a different beast than the insipid parish fare we usually are subjected to!
This was our communion anthem last Sunday: Tallis: Verily, Verily I Say Unto You
The offertory anthem was this: Faure: Cantique de Jean Racine, but hey, a little frog music never hurt anybody.
Byrd's "Bell Anthem" next Sunday . . . we sing a LOT of English music. You'd think that the ex-Episcopalians infesting the choir would have something to do with it, but the choirmaster (a cradle Catholic) LOVES English music . . . we just shout "AMEN!"
"Insipid parish fare" is SUCH a nice way to say it, too. "Ditties" is another name. There are worse. I have never sung such tripe.