Your logic is the problem. If you are on a crusade to save us from the left, then you must think every idea espoused by the left is wrong. Your extreme position does not allow for thinking. It's a knee jerk based upon the source and not the idea.
Lastly, much of what "conservative catholics" oppose in todays' liturgy and church practice was part of the original church practice. So take the easy way out or think, your choice.
You are obviously unable to differentiate between celibacy and pederasty. Your anger at the Church is obvious and you seem to have subscribed to the idea that the Vatican's unwillingness to adopt moral relativism is somehow an "extreme" position.