Anyone who tells you Christ already returned is simply wrong. This world is just too messed up for that to have occured.
So obviously you don't believe we are in the Millenial Kingdom and you don't believe that Satan is bound?
My position is that at some point in the future Christ is coming FOR his church (and we will be caught up) and then a short time later he will return WITH his church (Behold he cometh with clouds and every eye shall see him).
He will return bodily only once and that is when he returns with his Church to set up his millenial kingdom.
IMO anyone who believes he already set up his kingdom and that he has bound Satan for 1000 (well... 2000 now) years needs to get out more. Satan is not bound right now.
Anyone who tells you Christ already returned is simply wrong. This world is just too messed up for that to have occured.
Now THERE'S a well-reasoned, solidly biblical response - er- NOT! :)