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To: jude24; BibChr; xzins
If it's irrelevant, why did you bring it up?

Contrary to popular opinion, leaving dispensationalism is not the same as leaving the faith. It's more like leaving a cult.

I found this somewhat humerous bit on another site.

The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You Might Be a DISPENSATIONALIST

10. If you like to chew gum so your ears won't pop at the Rapture.

9. If you always leave the top down on your convertible - just in case.

8. If bar code scanners make you nervous.

7. If you have been a Christian for less than one year and your pastor has already preached through the Book of Revelation twelve times.

6. If your church has adapted into a Christian hymn the 1960s pop song "Up, Up and Away."

5. If you think General Revelation is the commander in chief of the armies of Armageddon.

4. If you can name more dispensations than commandments.

3. If you've already forgotten the last wrongly predicted date for the rapture.

2. If you believe that there is an original Greek and Hebrew text of Scofield's notes.

And the #1 way you can tell you might be a dispensationalist ...

1. If you believe that the term "Early Church Fathers" refers to C. I. Scofield and Lewis Sperry Chafer.


122 posted on 09/20/2005 11:49:08 AM PDT by topcat54
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To: topcat54; BibChr; xzins
Contrary to popular opinion, leaving dispensationalism is not the same as leaving the faith. It's more like leaving a cult.

Hey! That's not fair either!

137 posted on 09/20/2005 1:10:24 PM PDT by jude24 ("Stupid" isn't illegal - but it should be.)
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To: topcat54

" The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You Might Be a DISPENSATIONALIST"

Now that's funny!


154 posted on 09/20/2005 2:42:14 PM PDT by webstersII
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