Sort of like two friends who fight because one commits adultery with the other's wife. The adulterer says, "Let's stop this fighting. I'll shake your hand on the condition that I get to keep diddling your wife." Then the wronged husband is castigated for declining.
* At the normative Mass, the reedeemed stand with Christ around the altar offering the Sacrifice of the New Covenant and that is considerd by you analagous to adultry.
Additional proof schism leads to madness
"Additional proof schism leads to madness"
Actually, what we learn from this exchange is that you lack the normal human capacity for abstract thinking, but are overstocked when it comes to malice.