***... more holy and humble than the guy coughing in the pew next to you?***
LOL!
No, I've got the same issues I spoke to. But I've read enough into Church history to know that something is dreadfully wrong with the current state of the Church.
And things were different when? When people were obligated by law to attend services and to be respectful?
If you don't like the state of the church, then change it. Start your own church. Make it mandatory that everyone act holier than they are.
Don't throw blanket accusations out against everyone sitting in the pews. The fact is that the Church is as it is. Imperfect. It is as good as its members or as bad as its members.