And why shouldn't adulterers, or fornicators, be given a blessing as well? I mean, the principle's about the same.
Why not just distribute the ELCA's study guide, copy and paste their results, save a lot of time and money, and call it good? (The majority of congregants didn't want to bless gay unions or ordain gay clergy, but that isn't going to matter because, well, they're ignorant and simple, like children. Watch Orlando this month.)
With a Holy Bible in an honest person's hands, a study of this issue ought to take ten minutes, max.
As Jesus said, "Let the dead bury their dead."
The liturgy's name could resemble "The Annointing of the Sick". It could be called "The Packing of the Fudge".