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To: SaltyJoe

LOL !!! But how did you slip in from an Art Bell thread?


28 posted on 07/31/2005 10:47:42 PM PDT by investigateworld ( God bless Poland for giving the world JP II & a Protestant bump for his Sainthood!)
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To: investigateworld; Salvation
GASP! You've just discovered the missing link!

It was the extra-terrestial aliens that recorded the teenager Jesus' rock hits while touring the London pubs! They probably bought all his albums and will sell them at a moment when we, Earthling simpletons, will buy them for everything we own and even use all of our credit (since Christianity is getting more and more popular).

Our zealous splurge of buying vintage Jesus' rock albums (and who can forget the live acoustic show at London Bank?...that's the place before they built that bridge there). This interstellar marketing move will cause global financial collapse and utter ruin. They're just waiting for proper copyright protection to keep illegal copies from getting on the web. Then they won't have to use high-tech laser rays or mind manipulating drugs to control us, they'll just use our own maxed-out credit debt to keep us enslaved.

I bet if I scour E-Bay hard enough, I'll find that one of the alien conspirators has double crossed his friends and is trying to make a space gazoonie dollar on the side. Let see, what such I put in the search engine? "Teenage Jesus' rock album tour of England (or London)...AD" with additional "acoustic version".
29 posted on 08/01/2005 12:03:35 AM PDT by SaltyJoe ("Social Justice" begins with the unborn child.)
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