(To the tune of A Silly Song from Disney's Snow White)
A-one! A-two! A-three!
John Spong, the Bible's wrong!
We sing it night and day!
Now we know the happiness
That comes with being Gay!
John Spong, the Bible's wrong!
So flush it down the can!
Come help us free the natives
From the grip of Western Man!
Yodeling.
Um . . . anyone care to add any verses?
I rather thought so --your style is different from his-- but it was meant as a compliment.