[markomalley]

I stand corrected.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Just a brief fact check: Didn't Jackie Kennedy get a posh funeral Mass in St. Ignatius in Manhattan after living with a guy out of wedlock for a number of years before she died? Is the rule in America (or, ahem, New Yawk) that you are allowed one illicit living "in sin" situation? Or did she offer a sincere Confession within the deadline for the Archd of NY?