Gee, I don't know, a neo-modernist minimalist folk guitar Godspell funeral "liturgy" celebrated by squeaky-voiced enablers of sodomite rapists seems somehow fitting for the likes of genocidal baby killers like Kerry, Kennedy, Mikulski and Pelosi. Just make sure the sanctuary is decked with a lot of tacky burlap rainbow banners. A special second collection should be passed around for Latin American Communists just to stay on the same theme. LOL. You nailed it. The first collection, I suppose, would be for the Catholic Campaign for Human Development.
Oh, the "Campaign for Socialist Development" is just a riot, isn't it? Particularly for all the young families in the parish up to their ears in their own debt who can barely afford tuition for their own children.
The CHD collection should be taken out of the restaurant, clubbing, and South Florida vacation allowance of wayward clergy. Only AFTER that cash cow has been exhausted should the laity ever be asked to pony up for such a phony baloney non-Catholic scam.