[marshmallow]

You modernists and liberal, A.D. Christ-worshippers make me sick! Mass? Greek? Latin? What's all that about?

I'm the founding and presently only member of the Order of Melchisidech. My order is devoted to offering sacrifice as it really should be offered and it is currently researching ancient biblical texts and ordinance maps of the Holy Land in order to locate the exact site where Melchisidech performed his holy rituals. It is there that we will pitch our tent.

The modern priesthood is infested with faggots as witnessed by the fondness for lace, gold vestments and incense. Real priests wear camel skins and coarse undergarments.

All that is now lacking for the real priesthood to be re-established is an appropriate sacrifice.

Any Freeper who has a sheep or a goat should email me.

[Dominick]

We need to grow out our hair, and start on the low carb grasshopper diet. We can occasionally kill a lion and eat honey from the bees that will make it their hive.

I have some camel-skin, but I would have to rip up a nice decorative ottoman.

I'll email back as soon as I find the jawbone of an ass, it isn't that hard to find...

[TotusTuus]

Any Freeper who has a sheep or a goat should email me.

Bread and Wine. Melchisidech offered bread and wine. Forget Sampson and the ass's jawbone (he was sooo nouveau Judge's period), you need to find a good vintage wine and someone who bakes fresh bread everyday.