Q. "How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?"
A. "None. We use candles."
Q. "How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?"
A. "Only one. His hands are in the air anyway."
Q. "How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?"
A. "None. God has predestined when it will be light and dark.
Q. "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?"
A. "Only one. But the light bulb has to WANT to change."
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