I'm sorry.
Actually, he knew you were going to write that.
Read Genesis...specifically the part about Adam and Eve and the Serpent. It might give you a starting point.
As for the apology...I think you've got a surprise on the way. The really cool thing is that the price has already been paid.
If it was God, the flood would have wiped out the middle east.
You gotta read this --- FReepers at their best.