It'd probably be something more along the lines of: "Evolution is obviously real, you morons, and I planned it that way!"
It'd probably be something more along the lines of: "Evolution is obviously real, you morons, and I planned it that way!"Which would be, itself, a somewhat contradictory message unless it was the preface to a larger essay on "Why I used evolution".
PS: In my opinion, you should drop the "moron" stuff.
If it was that obvious, you wouldn't have so many people questioning it, and so many of it's defenders screeching about how the only reason it's questioned is because of religion.