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The Antichrist Detector, as the high-tech gadget is called, can pinpoint evil Satan's earthly incarnation at up to 600 yards, according to the manufacturer, Sapporo Industries.

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Having done a good deal of business writing for Sapporo Breweries, I've toyed with the idea that they *are* the anti-Christ. What a bunch of schmucks.