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To: saradippity

I hope you haven't given up your idea of exiling them to Penguin Island : )


47 posted on 12/02/2004 2:29:14 PM PST by eastsider
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To: eastsider
Never fear. Of course I would never give up my Penguin Isle exile Program for contrite abusers,found guilty of a certain level of abuse. And,I have designed a couple of other alternative programs.

Others,who may be less contrite,would be destined for my second Program,which calls for a life sentence spent in an old seminary in the Badlands staffed by an order of feminazi nuns.

The third Program is reserved for bishops who covered for abusers and/or abused themselves. I developed the plan based on some of the liturgy documents I have read;it calls for maximum public participation which I understand is very important. Although the program has to be fleshed out,the idea is to buy a couple of engines and quite a few open air cattle cars,encased in barbed wire.

Then we load them up with bishops dressed only in skivies and send it from city to city via the railroad system. We place ads in the paper so that all know the bishops will be at the train depot certain days and the public can come down and boo,hoot,hiss and throw small sopping wet sponges at them. I kind of hear that song "The Man Who Never Returned" coming across the speaker system night and day,forever.

Island,seminary,engines,boxcars,,staffs,seed,lumber can be paid for from the proceeds of the sale of the fancy digs the USCCB now own.

Of course this would all take place after the jail sentences,if the statute of limitations has run out. None of these programs can be implemented until the bishops or the committee release the information regards the number and degree of abuse. I refuse to be a party to applying either zero tolerance or equal punishment to men whose crimes or sins may have ranged from looking at someone funny,through thwacking bare butts with a towel after team showers to genital contact with an eight year old.

48 posted on 12/02/2004 8:33:40 PM PST by saradippity
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