To: Scythian
"I used to be a Catholic, before I became a Christian."
Which sect do you belong, and who is the founder of it?
78 posted on
11/29/2004 11:02:49 AM PST by
corpus
To: corpus
Which sect do you belong, and who is the founder of it?
Ever wonder who, where and when your religion came from?
HERE IS THE HISTORIC RECORD
--------- (according to a Jewish source and double-verified in unbiased historical reference books) ---------
If you are Jewish, your religion was founded by God through Abraham about 4,000 years ago.
If you are Hindu, your religion developed in India around 1500 B.C.
If you claim to be a Druid, your religion may have developed sometime around 900 B.C. in Celtic Europe, but was completely wiped out in about 500 A.D. by the Romans, leaving only Roman writings about it; for the Druids utterly disdained writing.
If you are Shintoist, your religion developed long ago and over an undetermined period of time from the primitive animist religions of Japan.
If you are Buddhist, your religion split from Hinduism, and was founded by Prince Siddhartha Gautama of India, about 500 B.C.
If you are Confuscianist, your religion (really a social philosophy based upon ancient Chinese feudal ritual) was founded on the teachings of K'ung Fu-Tzu in China in about 550 B.C.
If you are a Taoist, your religion (really a naturalistic, philosophic way of life) began with the teachings of Lao Tzu in about 550 B.C.
If you are Roman Catholic, your religion was founded by Jesus Christ in the year 33.
If you are Islamic, your religion was started by Mohammed in the area of what is now Saudi Arabia, about 600 A.D.
If you are Eastern Orthodox, your sect of the Catholic Church broke away from Roman Catholicism around the year 1,000.
If you are Sikh, your religion was founded in the Punjab region of India by Guru Nanak in about 1500.
If you are a Lutheran, your religion was founded by Martin Luther, an excommunicated Catholic monk in 1517.
If you are Anglican, your religion was started by King Henry VIII in the year 1534 because the Pope would not grant him a divorce with the right to remarry.
If you are Presbyterian, your religion was founded when John Knox brought the teachings of John Calvin to Scotland in the year 1560.
If you are Unitarian, your religious group developed in Europe in the 1500s.
If you are a Congregationalist, your religion branched off from Puritanism in the early 1600s in England.
If you are a Baptist, your religion was founded by a man named John Smyth, in Amsterdam in 1607.
If you are a Methodist, your religion was founded by John and Charles Wesley in England in 1744.
If you are Episcopalian, your religion was founded by Samuel Seabury in America in 1789, when he broke from the Anglican church of England.
If you are a Mormon, your religion was founded by a man named Joseph Smith in Palmyra, New York in 1830.
If you worship with the Salvation Army, your religion was started by a man named William Booth in London in 1865.
If you are a Jehova's Witness, your religion was founded by Charles Taze Russell in Pennsylvania in the 1870s.
If you are a Christian Scientist, your religion was founded by Mary Baker Eddy in 1879.
If you are Pentecostal, your religion started in the United States in 1901.
If you belong to any one of the countless other protestant denominations or "non-denominational" Christian churches, your sect probably began in this century or even this decade as an offshoot of one of the more mainstream Protestant denominations.
If you are an agnostic, you profess an uncertainty or skepticism about the existence of God, or any being higher than yourself.
If you are an Atheist, your religion denies the existence of any higher being and was later officially founded by Madalyn Murray O'Hair.
92 posted on
11/29/2004 4:14:20 PM PST by
broadsword
(When Islam creeps into a human society, oppression, misogyny and terror come hard on its heels.)
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