It's FUBAR because Christ is bound neither by the Church he built on Peter and the Twelve nor the sacraments he instituted as instruments of salvation in order to save someone. I'm not aware of anytime in the past 2000 years when sacrificing one's life for the sake of Christ's name has not been recognized as an extraordinary means of salvation.
If He had not established His Church or instituted the Sacraments, THEN I could agree that He could not be bound by His own will - yet He can neither deceive nor be deceived.
Your statement indicates that it is your belief that He has deceived us.