You forgot the Orthodox. Our version is something like "Change? Why would you want to change anything?"
>> "Change? Why would you want to change anything?"
Not. It would be more like
"Well in the past we changed light bulbs, but now we really don't"
Or
"even though light bulbs are permanant, we'll grant a ecclesial lighb bulb changing" ( a tounge in cheek ridicule of ecclesial divorce -- something prohibited by Christ and rather recently changed by the Orthodox church.)