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11/18/04 | The late fairdinkum, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

Posted on 11/17/2004 11:48:39 AM PST by Fairdinkum

I believe religion has no place in politics let alone a civilized country and they should be taxed and their wealth taken by the state. Any priest or equivelent should be heavily fined if they make any politican comments and should be jailed if they attempt to influence their flock of mindless drones.

In fact... I think religions should be purged from society. They are leeches and thieves and corrupt the minds of the young and mentally feeble.

The sooner the better. Don't you all agree???


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1 posted on 11/17/2004 11:48:39 AM PST by Fairdinkum
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To: Fairdinkum

3...2....1....


buh-bye.


2 posted on 11/17/2004 11:49:42 AM PST by Blzbba (Conservative Republican - Less gov't, less spending, less intrusion.)
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To: Fairdinkum

Is anyone who believes in a religion a mindless drone?


3 posted on 11/17/2004 11:50:07 AM PST by austinaero
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To: Fairdinkum

Shut the eff up, arsehole.


4 posted on 11/17/2004 11:50:10 AM PST by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: Fairdinkum

Something about freedom of religion comes to mind...


5 posted on 11/17/2004 11:51:03 AM PST by Pitiricus
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To: Fairdinkum

This mindless drone will pray for you.


6 posted on 11/17/2004 11:51:07 AM PST by armydoc
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To: Fairdinkum; Admin Moderator

Not yet. Please...


7 posted on 11/17/2004 11:51:28 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Yes DUmmies, we stole the election, but you'll never figure out how. Love, the VRWC.)
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To: Fairdinkum
I'll pray for you.

"Vengeance is Mine," saith the LORD.

8 posted on 11/17/2004 11:51:38 AM PST by newgeezer (fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!)
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To: Fairdinkum

Go back to DU, a-hole.


9 posted on 11/17/2004 11:52:14 AM PST by RockinRight (The Left's train of thought has derailed.)
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To: Fairdinkum

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


10 posted on 11/17/2004 11:52:32 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Yes DUmmies, we stole the election, but you'll never figure out how. Love, the VRWC.)
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To: Fairdinkum

May God abundantly bless you and enlighten your mind.


11 posted on 11/17/2004 11:52:37 AM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: Fairdinkum

Greetings my Aussie friend.
That is an interesting proposal. You should take it up with John Howard. However, here in America we have a First Amendment which protects both the free practice of religion and freedom of speech.


12 posted on 11/17/2004 11:53:00 AM PST by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: Fairdinkum; Admin Moderator

Okay. Do your mod thing.:)


13 posted on 11/17/2004 11:53:14 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Yes DUmmies, we stole the election, but you'll never figure out how. Love, the VRWC.)
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To: Fairdinkum
I believe that all people that work for the government should have a sign that says "I can't get a real job".

Great thing about this republic, we can be completely asinine and still have a right to free speech.

Good day.
14 posted on 11/17/2004 11:54:17 AM PST by redgolum (Molon labe)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
LOL

OKAY DONT HOLD BACK!!!

15 posted on 11/17/2004 12:00:46 PM PST by Samurai_Jack (John Kerry for President Memorabilia for sale! - CHEAP @ www.johnkerry.com)
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To: Fairdinkum
Well, perhaps you should spend a little time reading some things written by our forefathers,eh?

Religion is a foundation of this country whether you like it or not.

16 posted on 11/17/2004 12:01:23 PM PST by housewife101
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To: Fairdinkum

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!!!


17 posted on 11/17/2004 12:01:58 PM PST by Samurai_Jack (John Kerry for President Memorabilia for sale! - CHEAP @ www.johnkerry.com)
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To: Fairdinkum

You poor thing. I know 13 is a tough age. Hang in there, little buckaroo! In three years, you'll be driving, and you can go to the mall all by yourself. You'll enjoy that, right? Sure you will!!


18 posted on 11/17/2004 12:03:06 PM PST by wizardoz (straight, sedentary, and average)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Yeah, but what do you REALLY think?

;)


19 posted on 11/17/2004 12:05:11 PM PST by EternalHope (Boycott everything French forever. Including their vassal nations.)
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Arrrghhh!!! Don't encourage this thing to drive.:)


20 posted on 11/17/2004 12:07:46 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Yes DUmmies, we stole the election, but you'll never figure out how. Love, the VRWC.)
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