EEEEEKKK !!!!!!!!!!!
PINGUS MAXIMUS
"Captain, the bishops' meeting has been hijacked by alien forces led by the renegade liturgist commander Gabe Huck. They have been relocated in a parallel universe similar to ours, but missing elementary logic capabilities.
They are currently in the process of wreaking havoc and spreading chaos.
What are your orders?"
"Mr. Spock, all weapons systems to be set on orthodoxy level 9, Council of Trent mode.
Fire on my orders. And get some of our people down there to rescue these poor creatures before they can do further damage."
"Yes, Captain."
"Scotty, how soon can you return them to the real world?"
"It's hopeless, Captain!!. They've been gone a wee bit longer than forty years now! You're asking me to do the impossible!."