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To: thor76
Agreed. But let me ask a humerous and at least partly rhetorical question: which would be better....to walk into the USCCB meeting opening fire with an AK-47, or wielding a butterfly net?

May God forgive me, but I vote for fatigues, and sulphur bombs.

21 posted on 11/16/2004 2:38:25 PM PST by AlbionGirl (+Ecce Agnus Dei, ecce qui tollit peccata mundi.+)
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To: AlbionGirl; ArrogantBustard; drstevej; BlackElk; CAtholic Family Association; GirlShortstop; ...
but I vote for fatigues, and sulphur bombs

Correct order of battle:

1) The Cross-bearer (solid silver Crucifix) leads the procession, crucifix held high.

2) On his right and left, candle-bearers.

3) Behind, a censer-bearer at full swing. Arc should be 170 degrees, straight back-to-front.

4) Three dozen fatigue-clad MEN with MP-5's set to 'full auto.' Occasional bursts should be fired by random weapons-bearers.

5) Behind them, four dozen MEN with fatigues, chains, and padlocks to take the 48 remaining rebellious snakes to the

6) Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club members, robed, with medallions-of-office and walking staffs, hatless (for now.)

The procession, with rat-Bishops in tow (or drag, if you prefer) exits the conference room, leaving behind 4 of the MP-5-bearers to guard the door.

TTGC membership then commences its business with bonfire-building.

Ladies' Auxiliary, hatted, serves cucumber sandwiches and passes hat for donations.

At the Order of the Grand Inquisitor (BlackElk), the enchained ones are bar-b-qued.

62 posted on 11/16/2004 6:44:33 PM PST by ninenot (Minister of Membership, TomasTorquemadaGentlemen'sClub)
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To: AlbionGirl
You should not vote for that, since a lot of these Bishops will have their fill of sulphur a moment after they die.

We need to do what they have done to use. Re-infilitrate the Church and use all our abilities to take it back for our Lord Jesus.
85 posted on 11/17/2004 5:53:58 AM PST by BobCNY
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