May God forgive me, but I vote for fatigues, and sulphur bombs.
Correct order of battle:
1) The Cross-bearer (solid silver Crucifix) leads the procession, crucifix held high.
2) On his right and left, candle-bearers.
3) Behind, a censer-bearer at full swing. Arc should be 170 degrees, straight back-to-front.
4) Three dozen fatigue-clad MEN with MP-5's set to 'full auto.' Occasional bursts should be fired by random weapons-bearers.
5) Behind them, four dozen MEN with fatigues, chains, and padlocks to take the 48 remaining rebellious snakes to the
6) Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club members, robed, with medallions-of-office and walking staffs, hatless (for now.)
The procession, with rat-Bishops in tow (or drag, if you prefer) exits the conference room, leaving behind 4 of the MP-5-bearers to guard the door.
TTGC membership then commences its business with bonfire-building.
Ladies' Auxiliary, hatted, serves cucumber sandwiches and passes hat for donations.
At the Order of the Grand Inquisitor (BlackElk), the enchained ones are bar-b-qued.