Hey, I kinda like t ... never mind.
In a more serious note, it seemed to me that the article was rather short for a lead story. Sure enough, if you go to the link you'll see that this is only a sidebar article. The main article, written by the same author, is titled "Immaculate Deception". That's the other thing. They always come up with cute, catchy titles.
concerning thiS INfo, Keep Yaps shut!