I think they need to change the name of the book from "Numbers" to "Murmers".
And Issachar brought 300 criticisms, 144 complaints, 55 moans, and 12 grumbles. Thus the total number of murmurs of Issachar was 511. (These are murmurs of the ephah and not of the shekel; of volume and not of weight.)
And Reuben brought 556 criticisms, 238 complaints, 39 moans, and 29 grumbles. Thus the total number of murmurs of Reuben was 862.
And Judah brought.....