[Land of the Irish]

There have been multiple rites in the Catholic Church for a thousand years.

There have been multiple rites in the Catholic Church for just the past forty years: New Mass, Childrens' Mass, LifeTeen Mass, Clown Mass, Folk Mass, Polka Mass, Gay Mass, Earth Day Mass...

[sinkspur]

There have been multiple rites in the Catholic Church for just the past forty years:

It's got to be whiskey.

You don't know a thing about Church history, obviously.