Okay, here's an easy answer! As per Sacramentum Concilium, let's just NOT have EME's.
Solves the problem AND soothes consciences in one easy step! (and for a change we would be IN ACCORDANCE with the spirit of a Vatican Document).
Stunning in its simplicity, I know. Hold the applause!
Sacramentum Concilium leaves it up to the individual bishops; SC does not forbid the use of EEMs.