Since much of our hierarchy is rumored to be witches (wiccan)...wouldn't it be appropriate for the "Knights Who Say Neener" and are of the KOETT to recognize that such persons might not need to burn (as did Servetus) but that they just MIGHT FLOAT.
Wood, of course, also floats. :>)
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:
More witches!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
This is the comment you ping me back for?
small rocks, apples and children as well
n,n,n...