Queen Elizabeth needs to replace this heritic immediately.
To: AAABEST; Akron Al; Alberta's Child; Andrew65; AniGrrl; american colleen; Antoninus; ...
I pray the Holy Ghost blinds Rome's awareness of this written in hell heresy.
2 posted on
06/24/2004 2:56:01 AM PDT by
Robert Drobot
(God, family, country. All else is meaningless.)
To: Robert Drobot
How does anyone know something this hasn't been done before...resulting in what was, before this one, the currently accepted version?
10 posted on
06/24/2004 6:57:22 AM PDT by
stuartcr
To: Robert Drobot
This is from "The Onion", right?
Can't be for real.
Oh no, it IS for real.
Lord, have mercy!!!
12 posted on
06/24/2004 8:39:03 AM PDT by
Deo volente
(God willing, Terri Schiavo will live.)
To: Robert Drobot
No cause for worry here -- this translation is so stupid that we're unlikely to ever see it in a bookstore anyway.
To: Robert Drobot
To: Robert Drobot
17 posted on
06/24/2004 9:45:14 AM PDT by
kstewskis
("Political correctness is intellectual terrorism..." Mel Gibson)
To: MHGinTN; Coleus; nickcarraway; Mr. Silverback; Canticle_of_Deborah; TenthAmendmentChampion; ...
20 posted on
06/24/2004 9:52:41 AM PDT by
cpforlife.org
(Abortion is the Choice of Satan, the father of lies and a MURDERER from the beginning.)
To: Robert Drobot
Are you sure these quotes aren't from Clinton's book, or maybe a Michael Moore Film script?
25 posted on
06/24/2004 10:22:50 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(Kerry is a real uniter-remember how he united the VC and our loonie left, against the USA?)
To: Robert Drobot
"The new version, which Dr. Williams says he hopes will spread 'in epidemic profusion through religious and irreligious alike'epidemic confusion is more like it.
To: Robert Drobot
The good news is that the English Standard Version (ESV) is doing pretty good. I think the RC version should be out sometime soon.
The bad news is that this atrocity will probably become mandated by the UN as the "official" Christian bible /sarcasm.
27 posted on
06/24/2004 10:44:21 AM PDT by
redgolum
To: Robert Drobot
which Dr. Williams says he hopes will spread 'in epidemic profusion through religious and irreligious alike' Yeah. Like ebola.
}:-)4
29 posted on
06/24/2004 1:33:37 PM PDT by
Moose4
(Yes, it's just an excuse for me to post more pictures of my cats. Deal with it.)
To: Robert Drobot
The preacher-president of Harvard University, Samuel Langdon, had this 1788 apt comment that would apply perfectly to these heretics (Langdon had earlier been the prez of Harvard as of 1774) during an election-day sermon:
"Beware of receiving new opinions, which militate with the plain and obvious meaning of the word of Christ, however they may pretend to be clearer discoveries of truth, and more comfortable and beneficial to mankind; but adhere to the written word, taken in the most natural sense, without forced allegories, whimsical constructions, or torturing criticisms; especially hold fast those doctrines which meet your eye in almost every page of the New Testament."
To: Robert Drobot; George W. Bush; Aggressive Calvinist; RnMomof7
new, fresh and adventurous translationJesus Christ, Son of God, Triune Lord of all Creation meets Harry Potter.
They wouldn't have this trouble if they stuck with the KJV.
All of them witches.
32 posted on
06/24/2004 5:39:44 PM PDT by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
To: Robert Drobot
Nicknames, huh? I wonder what they feel comfortable nicknaming our Lord and Saviour, Christ Jesus? The Big Bopper? The Big Kahuna? El Hefe? Slick? Boulderman?
40 posted on
06/25/2004 5:51:32 AM PDT by
Cvengr
(;^))
To: MadIvan
41 posted on
06/25/2004 7:41:21 AM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(Pre-empt the third murder attempt: Pray for Terri Schindler-Schiavo!)
To: Robert Drobot
Um...is it just me or does this seem like the real news services got spoofed by a satire again? That part where the new version refers to John the Baptist as "The Dipper", for instance. Not even liberal theologians pull that crap.
42 posted on
06/25/2004 7:45:40 AM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(Pre-empt the third murder attempt: Pray for Terri Schindler-Schiavo!)
To: Robert Drobot
heritic
From whence comes the derivative word, INheriticance...
Which is --- receiving from one or both of your parents a little muscle between your cheek and eye that just won't stop jumping....the dreaded INheritic
:>)
46 posted on
06/25/2004 8:16:55 AM PDT by
xzins
(Retired Army and Supporting Bush/Cheney 2004!)
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